Joking Hazard by Cyanide & Happiness
Get ready for a night of non-stop laughs with Joking Hazard by Cyanide & Happiness! This not-for-kids party game is an absolute riot for 3 to 10 players. With 360 panel cards (including 10 blanks for your own humor), the hilarity never ends as you compete to create the funniest comics imaginable. Plus, our high-quality cards can even double as emergency fuel after society collapses. Talk about a game with endless possibilities!
Sign: Protected By F**k Around And Find Out
Guard your turf with attitude! Secure your space with our "Mess with Us, Find Out" Home Security sign. Available in 10"x10" or 12"x12" sizes with an easy setup stake included.
F*ckin’ A Sticky Notes
Add a hilarious twist to your everyday memos with these F*ckin’ A Sticky Notes! This set of six entertaining notes features colorful phrases like “surrounded by douchecanoes” and “holy shitsnacks.” Perfect for those with a colorful vocabulary!
Plush Turtle Butt Protector
Ensure your little ones stay safe on the slopes with this cozy turtle butt protector! Complete with matching knee and elbow pads, it's a fun and protective set for worry-free winter adventures.
T-Rex Head Wall Mount
Transform into the ultimate predator with this T-Rex head adorning your walls! Handmade with meticulous craftsmanship, its detailed design seamlessly blends into your trophy collection, guaranteeing you look like the most badass hunter across all eras in history.
Giant Inflatable Ghostbusters Terror Dog
Summon the might of the Terror Dog to guard your realm! Once inflated, this menacing demon dog becomes your loyal minion, deterring unwanted visitors in a head-turning fashion reminiscent of Gozer the Gozerian.
After Sex Cleanup Sponge
Introducing the DripStick from Awkward Essentials! This heaven-sent solution for women swiftly cleans up post-amorous messes, effortlessly soaking and removing excess fluids from the vaginal canal in one simple motion.
Emergency Mustaches
For a quick getaway, grab these emergency mustaches and transform your look instantly. Choose from six equally awesome styles, each measuring six inches long, ensuring you become unrecognizable in style!
Grown Up ATM Piggy Bank
Upgrade your saving game with the Grown Up ATM piggy bank! This cleverly designed bank automatically identifies coins and includes a pin-activated ATM card for convenient withdrawals, leaving childish piggies behind as you save like the mature adult you are.
The Douche Bag
Celebrate the D-Bag in your life with "The Douche-Bag"! This hilarious trinket acknowledges their mastery in the art of Douchery, offering a lifetime of laughter and recognition for their unique skills.