Joking Hazard by Cyanide & Happiness
Get ready for a night of non-stop laughs with Joking Hazard by Cyanide & Happiness! This not-for-kids party game is an absolute riot for 3 to 10 players. With 360 panel cards (including 10 blanks for your own humor), the hilarity never ends as you compete to create the funniest comics imaginable. Plus, our high-quality cards can even double as emergency fuel after society collapses. Talk about a game with endless possibilities!
Sign: Protected By F**k Around And Find Out
Guard your turf with attitude! Secure your space with our "Mess with Us, Find Out" Home Security sign. Available in 10"x10" or 12"x12" sizes with an easy setup stake included.
F*ckin’ A Sticky Notes
Add a hilarious twist to your everyday memos with these F*ckin’ A Sticky Notes! This set of six entertaining notes features colorful phrases like “surrounded by douchecanoes” and “holy shitsnacks.” Perfect for those with a colorful vocabulary!
Plush Turtle Butt Protector
Ensure your little ones stay safe on the slopes with this cozy turtle butt protector! Complete with matching knee and elbow pads, it's a fun and protective set for worry-free winter adventures.
T-Rex Head Wall Mount
Transform into the ultimate predator with this T-Rex head adorning your walls! Handmade with meticulous craftsmanship, its detailed design seamlessly blends into your trophy collection, guaranteeing you look like the most badass hunter across all eras in history.
After Sex Cleanup Sponge
Introducing the DripStick from Awkward Essentials! This heaven-sent solution for women swiftly cleans up post-amorous messes, effortlessly soaking and removing excess fluids from the vaginal canal in one simple motion.
Emergency Mustaches
For a quick getaway, grab these emergency mustaches and transform your look instantly. Choose from six equally awesome styles, each measuring six inches long, ensuring you become unrecognizable in style!
The Douche Bag
Celebrate the D-Bag in your life with "The Douche-Bag"! This hilarious trinket acknowledges their mastery in the art of Douchery, offering a lifetime of laughter and recognition for their unique skills.
Build Your Own Burp & Fart Machine
Bring laughter to your household with the Burp N Fart Machine! Ideal for the DIY prankster, this kit provides a hilarious experience and doubles as an educational journey into the basics of electronics. Let the cacophony of bodily noises begin!
A Starry Rum Ham Night Poster
Celebrate the greatness of Frank Reynolds with "A Starry Rum Ham Night" in your collection. This Ongo Gablogian-approved masterpiece measures 12" x 18" and adds color and class to any plain wall.
Really?! Self Inking Stamp
Express your frustrations with the premier "Really?!" stamp when grading papers! This self-inking stamp features an impression area of 9/16" x 1-1/2" and comes in equally amusing variations: "wtf" and "not my job."
Pickle Bandages
Turn minor mishaps into a pickle-tastic affair with pickle bandages! With 24 in a pack, these breathable, long-lasting bandages add a whimsical touch to boo-boos, perfect for kids and adults with a sense of humor.
You’ve Goat This
Feeling down? Turn to "You’ve Goat This" for a dose of goat-distilled wisdom to conquer life's challenges! Dive into a treasure trove of insights covering romance, family, work, health, and more. Embrace your inner goat and seize life by the horns!